What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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