they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
how drunk are you?
Several
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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