There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bring me that man meat
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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