My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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