I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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