NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The uberlube is also flammable
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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