so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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