youre lurking in front of me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just googled if crying burns calories
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
