She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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