How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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