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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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