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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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