Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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