Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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