shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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