we're blogging at a bar
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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