All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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