stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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