kristin has been a bad kristin
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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