Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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