Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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