So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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