problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
