my sisters under your porch take her home
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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