awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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