My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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