Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
