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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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