Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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