grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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