In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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