You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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