no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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