it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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