Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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