There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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