She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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