that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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