so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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