what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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