there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I sprained my soul last night
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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