is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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