You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am in a vortex of obligation.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
