he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Randomize
