he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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