Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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