ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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