Got a toothbrush?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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