I am puke
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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