it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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