Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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