how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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