My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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