She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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